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Our massive 16.5oz mason jar candles offer an 80–100 hour burn time—enough to last through dozens of deep conversations and \"venting\" sessions.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eHAND-POURED ON OUR MISSOURI FARM:\u003c\/b\u003e Skip the generic store-bought gifts. Each candle is hand-poured with love on our family farm in Lebanon, Missouri. We use 100% natural soy wax for a clean, non-toxic burn that smells as good as a therapy breakthrough.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eSCENTS FOR EVERY MOOD:\u003c\/b\u003e Whether they need the \"Happy Hour\" vibes of \u003cb\u003eApples \u0026amp; Bourbon\u003c\/b\u003e or the \"Zen\" calm of \u003cb\u003eSandalwood \u0026amp; Suede\u003c\/b\u003e, our high-fragrance soy candles fill the room and set the perfect mood for a long chat.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,4,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eREUSABLE KEEPSAKE JAR:\u003c\/b\u003e Once the 100-hour burn is complete, the heavy-duty glass mason jar is yours to keep! Perfect for storing pens, makeup brushes, or office supplies. A high-quality, American-made gift that keeps on giving.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe \"Session in Progress\" Scent Menu\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eApples \u0026amp; Bourbon (The \"Spill the Tea\" Scent)\u003c\/b\u003e The ultimate companion for a long talk. Sweet maple and crisp orchard apples with a smooth bourbon kick. It’s warm, inviting, and feels like a cozy kitchen table conversation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eBlack Raspberry Vanilla (Sweet Appreciation)\u003c\/b\u003e Our #1 fan favorite. A luscious blend of ripe black raspberries and creamy vanilla. It’s the \"sweet\" way to say thanks for always being on your side.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eButt Naked (Tropical Getaway Vibes)\u003c\/b\u003e For the friend who helps you escape the stress! A fun, fruity explosion of melon, strawberry, and green apple that smells like a carefree summer vacation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eFresh Linen (The Clean Slate)\u003c\/b\u003e Because a good talk always makes you feel refreshed. This airy blend of powder and soft musk smells like a fresh start and a clear mind.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,4,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eSandalwood \u0026amp; Suede (The Zen Master)\u003c\/b\u003e For the friend who gives the best, most grounding advice. A sophisticated, earthy blend of cedarwood, dark chocolate, and velvet musk. Very calming and upscale.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,5,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eSun Washed Citrus (Bright \u0026amp; Uplifting)\u003c\/b\u003e A zesty \"mood-booster\" for your favorite person. Fresh lemon and agave create a bright, energizing atmosphere that turns any bad day around.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,6,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eFresh Cut Roses (A Bouquet for Your Bestie)\u003c\/b\u003e Traditional flowers die in a week, but this candle lasts 100 hours. 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