{"product_id":"sorry-about-my-siblings-love-your-favorite-funny-candle","title":"Sorry About My Siblings, Love Your Favorite Funny Candle","description":"\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eTHE ULTIMATE FAVORITE CHILD GIFT:\u003c\/b\u003e Settle the sibling rivalry once and for all! This hilarious candle is the perfect way to remind your parents that while your siblings might be a handful, at least they have you. Ideal for Mother's Day, Father's Day, or birthdays.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e100 HOURS OF SUPERIORITY:\u003c\/b\u003e A gift this good shouldn't end quickly. Our massive 16.5oz mason jar candles offer an \u003cb\u003e80–100 hour burn time\u003c\/b\u003e, ensuring your parents are reminded of your \"favorite\" status every time they light it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eFARM-FRESH \u0026amp; HAND-POURED:\u003c\/b\u003e Skip the generic store-bought candles. Each one is hand-poured on our family farm in Lebanon, Missouri, using \u003cb\u003e100% natural soy wax\u003c\/b\u003e. It’s a clean-burning, high-quality gift that proves you have the best taste in the family.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eSCENTS THEY'LL ACTUALLY ENJOY:\u003c\/b\u003e Whether they need the \"Zen\" calm of \u003cb\u003eSandalwood \u0026amp; Suede\u003c\/b\u003e to deal with your siblings or the sweet reward of \u003cb\u003eBlack Raspberry Vanilla\u003c\/b\u003e, our premium fragrances fill the room without being overpowering.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,4,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eDURABLE \u0026amp; REUSABLE MASON JAR:\u003c\/b\u003e Proudly made in the USA with heavy-duty glass. Once the 100-hour burn is over, the jar is perfect for storage or a cold drink. It’s the high-quality gift your parents deserve (from the child they like best).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\"Favorite Child\" Scent Menu\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eBlack Raspberry Vanilla (The Bestselling Reward)\u003c\/b\u003e A sweet, luscious blend of sun-ripened berries and creamy vanilla. It’s our #1 scent and the perfect \"thank you\" for raising the best child in the family.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eSandalwood \u0026amp; Suede (The Sophisticated Sanctuary)\u003c\/b\u003e A rich, calming blend of cedarwood, dark chocolate, and velvet musk. Perfect for helping parents relax after dealing with your siblings' drama.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eSun Washed Citrus (Bright \u0026amp; Energizing)\u003c\/b\u003e Zesty lemon and blue agave create a crisp, refreshing atmosphere. It’s the \"brightest\" scent in our collection, much like your standing in the family.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eApples \u0026amp; Bourbon (The Cozy Classic)\u003c\/b\u003e A warm, inviting mix of orchard apples, sweet maple, and smooth bourbon. It feels like a celebration in a jar—perfect for any family occasion.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,4,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eFresh Linen (The \"Clean Slate\" Scent)\u003c\/b\u003e A light, airy fragrance that smells like fresh laundry and a peaceful home. 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