{"product_id":"smells-like-you-married-up-funny-candle","title":"Smells Like You Married Up Funny Candle","description":"\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eTHE ULTIMATE SPOUSE POWER MOVE:\u003c\/b\u003e Settle the debate once and for all! This \"Married Up\" candle is a hilarious way to remind your partner that they definitely got the better end of the deal. It’s the perfect funny gift for anniversaries, Valentine’s Day, or birthdays.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e100 HOURS OF ELITE FRAGRANCE:\u003c\/b\u003e A legendary marriage deserves a long-lasting scent. Our massive 16.5oz mason jar candles provide an \u003cb\u003e80–100 hour burn time\u003c\/b\u003e, ensuring your spouse is reminded of your \"superiority\" every time they walk into the room.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eFARM-FRESH \u0026amp; HAND-POURED:\u003c\/b\u003e Skip the basic store candles. 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