{"product_id":"smells-like-i-dont-want-to-people-today-funny-candle","title":"Smells Like I Don't Want To People Today Funny Candle","description":"\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eTHE ULTIMATE INTROVERT SIGNAL:\u003c\/b\u003e Finally, a candle that says what you’re actually thinking. 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Once the candle is gone, the durable glass mason jar is reusable for storage or your favorite iced coffee!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe \"Introvert's Sanctuary\" Scent Menu\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eFresh Linen (The \"Safe At Home\" Scent)\u003c\/b\u003e The ultimate \"staying in\" fragrance. It smells like fresh laundry, warm blankets, and a quiet house. A crisp, comforting blend of soft powder and musk.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eApples \u0026amp; Bourbon (Cozy Solitude)\u003c\/b\u003e Like a warm hug in a jar. Crisp orchard apples, sweet maple, and a splash of bourbon. 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