{"product_id":"life-without-a-narcissist-funny-candle","title":"Life Without A Narcissist Funny Candle","description":"\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eTHE SCENT OF FREEDOM:\u003c\/b\u003e Celebrate a fresh start and a drama-free life! This candle is the perfect \"congratulations\" gift for anyone who has finally moved on to bigger and better things. It’s not just a candle; it’s a statement of peace and clarity.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e100 HOURS OF PURE PEACE:\u003c\/b\u003e You’ve earned some quiet time. Our massive 16.5oz mason jar candles provide an 80–100 hour burn time, giving you plenty of \"me time\" to enjoy the silence and a house that finally smells like calm.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eHAND-POURED FOR A FRESH START:\u003c\/b\u003e Each candle is hand-poured on our family farm in Lebanon, Missouri, using 100% natural soy wax. 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