{"product_id":"kids-arent-my-problem-anymore-funny-candle","title":"Kids Aren't My Problem Anymore Funny Candle","description":"\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eCELEBRATE THE ULTIMATE PROMOTION:\u003c\/b\u003e Whether they are retiring or just finishing a wild school year, this is the candle every teacher needs. Featuring the hilarious phrase \"Smells like those kids aren't my problem anymore,\" it’s the perfect way to toast to their freedom.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eINFUSED WITH PEACE \u0026amp; QUIET:\u003c\/b\u003e Literally! This candle is designed to celebrate sleeping late and zero lesson plans. With a massive \u003cb\u003e80–100 hour burn time\u003c\/b\u003e, this 16.5oz mason jar will last through their entire first month of \"freedom.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003ePOURED ON OUR MISSOURI FARM:\u003c\/b\u003e We take \"peace and quiet\" seriously. 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