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Our massive 16.5oz mason jar candles provide an 80–100 hour burn time, giving you plenty of time for long vent sessions, movie marathons, and planning your next move together.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eFARM-FRESH \u0026amp; HAND-POURED:\u003c\/b\u003e Hand-poured on our family farm in Lebanon, Missouri, using 100% natural soy wax. 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Proudly made in the USA.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\"Ride or Die\" Scent Menu (Friendship Edition)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eBlack Raspberry Vanilla (The #1 Bestseller)\u003c\/b\u003e The ultimate \"Bestie\" scent. A luscious, sweet blend of sun-ripened berries and rich vanilla. It’s a crowd-pleaser that everyone loves—just like you (and your favorite hoe-punching friend).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eButt Naked (Tropical \u0026amp; Fun)\u003c\/b\u003e For the friend who is always down for an adventure. A playful, fruity explosion of honeydew melon, strawberries, and green apples. 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