{"product_id":"i-wouldnt-want-anyone-else-farting-next-to-me-funny-candle","title":"I Wouldn't Want Anyone Else Farting Next To Me Funny Candle","description":"\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eTHE ULTIMATE \"COMFORT STAGE\" GIFT:\u003c\/b\u003e You know it’s true love when you can tolerate their \"biological gifts.\" This hilarious candle is a tongue-in-cheek way to celebrate your relationship's most relatable (and stinky) moments. Perfect for anniversaries, birthdays, or just to clear the air.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e100 HOURS OF ODOR CONTROL:\u003c\/b\u003e Let's be honest—you're going to need all 100 hours. Our massive 16.5oz mason jar candles offer an \u003cb\u003e80–100 hour burn time\u003c\/b\u003e, ensuring your living room stays a \"no-fly zone\" for unwanted smells.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eFARM-POURED FRESHNESS:\u003c\/b\u003e Hand-poured on our family farm in Lebanon, Missouri, using \u003cb\u003e100% natural soy wax\u003c\/b\u003e. It offers a clean, non-toxic burn that effectively replaces \"the smell of love\" with premium, farm-fresh fragrance.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eSCENTS THAT ACTUALLY WORK:\u003c\/b\u003e Whether you need the heavy-duty \"Clean Laundry\" power of \u003cb\u003eFresh Linen\u003c\/b\u003e or the zesty \"Odor-Neutralizing\" energy of \u003cb\u003eSun Washed Citrus\u003c\/b\u003e, our high-fragrance oils are designed to win the battle against the couch cushions.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,4,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eUSA MADE \u0026amp; REUSABLE:\u003c\/b\u003e Our heavy-duty glass mason jars are built to last. Once the 100-hour mission is complete, clean it out and reuse it for storage or a cold drink. 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