{"product_id":"i-was-right-funny-candle","title":"I Was Right Funny Candle","description":"\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eTHE SCENT OF ABSOLUTE VICTORY:\u003c\/b\u003e Nothing smells quite as sweet as being right. This \"Told You So\" candle is the perfect funny gift for the person in your life who never lets you forget they had the right answer all along. Great for anniversaries, office gags, or housewarmings.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e100 HOURS OF SMUG SATISFACTION:\u003c\/b\u003e Being right is a feeling you want to last. \u003cspan class=\"citation-65\"\u003eOur massive 16.5oz mason jar candles offer an \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-65\"\u003e80–100 hour burn time\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-65 citation-end-65\"\u003e, giving them plenty of time to gloat while the house smells incredible.\u003csup data-turn-source-index=\"1\" class=\"superscript\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"source-inline-chip-container ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\n\u003cbutton data-ved=\"0CAAQvoAQahgKEwjqx6-ljsWRAxUAAAAAHQAAAAAQwQc\" data-hveid=\"0\" aria-label=\"View source details for citation from Lebanon Candle Company. 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Opens side panel.\" class=\"button ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/button\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eSCENTS THAT PROVE YOUR POINT:\u003c\/b\u003e From the sophisticated \"I’m the Expert\" vibes of \u003cb\u003eSandalwood \u0026amp; Suede\u003c\/b\u003e to the \"Refreshing Truth\" of \u003cb\u003eSun Washed Citrus\u003c\/b\u003e, our high-fragrance oils ensure that your victory is the only thing people smell.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,4,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eUSA MADE \u0026amp; REUSABLE:\u003c\/b\u003e Our heavy-duty glass mason jars are built to last—just like the fact that you were right. Once the 100-hour burn is over, clean out the jar and reuse it for storage or a celebratory \"I Won\" drink.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\"Told You So\" Scent Menu (The Victory Edition)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eSandalwood \u0026amp; Suede (The \"I'm the Expert\" Scent):\u003c\/b\u003e A rich, sophisticated blend of \u003cb\u003edark chocolate, cedar, and velvet musk\u003c\/b\u003e. It smells like a leather-bound library and a person who is clearly the smartest one in the room.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eSun Washed Citrus (The \"Bright Idea\" Choice):\u003c\/b\u003e Zesty \u003cb\u003elemon and agave\u003c\/b\u003e create a crisp, refreshing atmosphere. 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