{"product_id":"hope-your-new-neighbors-arent-serial-killers-funny-candle","title":"Hope Your New Neighbors Aren't Serial Killers Funny Candle","description":"\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eTHE ULTIMATE NEW HOME ICEBREAKER:\u003c\/b\u003e Forget the boring fruit basket. This candle is the perfect way to acknowledge the real fears of moving—like whether or not the neighbors are \"creepy.\" A guaranteed laugh for housewarming parties or for a friend moving into their first apartment.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e100 HOURS OF HOUSE-HUNTING RELIEF:\u003c\/b\u003e Moving is exhausting, but relaxing shouldn't be. 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