{"product_id":"dead-inside-funny-candle","title":"Dead Inside Funny Candle","description":"\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eTHE ULTIMATE DARK HUMOR GIFT:\u003c\/b\u003e For the person whose soul is a little weary but whose sense of humor is still sharp. This \"Dead Inside\" candle is a hilarious way to embrace the burnout. Perfect for coworkers, healthcare heroes, tired parents, or anyone who relates to being a \"beautiful disaster.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e100 HOURS OF COMFORT:\u003c\/b\u003e You might feel finished, but this candle isn't. Our massive 16.5oz mason jar candles offer an \u003cb\u003e80–100 hour burn time\u003c\/b\u003e, lasting through every long shift, late-night scroll, and \"this could have been an email\" meeting.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eFARM-POURED FOR VITALITY:\u003c\/b\u003e Hand-poured on our family farm in Lebanon, Missouri, using \u003cb\u003e100% natural soy wax\u003c\/b\u003e. It offers a clean, non-toxic burn that clears the mental fog and replaces it with premium, farm-fresh fragrance.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eSCENTS TO BRING YOU BACK TO LIFE:\u003c\/b\u003e Whether you need the \"Energy in a Jar\" vibe of \u003cb\u003eSun Washed Citrus\u003c\/b\u003e or the moody, grounding comfort of \u003cb\u003eSandalwood \u0026amp; Suede\u003c\/b\u003e, our scents are strong enough to wake up even the most exhausted spirit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,4,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eUSA MADE \u0026amp; REUSABLE:\u003c\/b\u003e Our heavy-duty glass mason jars are built to last. Once you’ve burned through the 100 hours of peak sarcasm, clean out the jar and reuse it for storage (or for a drink that matches your mood).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\"Dead Inside\" Scent Menu (The Revival Edition)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eSun Washed Citrus (The \"Wake Me Up\" Choice):\u003c\/b\u003e Zesty \u003cb\u003elemon, citron, and agave\u003c\/b\u003e. It’s sharp, crisp, and refreshing—the perfect jolt to your senses when you’re feeling a little \"meh\" on the inside.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eSandalwood \u0026amp; Suede (The Moody Sanctuary):\u003c\/b\u003e A rich, dark blend of \u003cb\u003ecedar, dark chocolate, and velvet musk\u003c\/b\u003e. It matches the \"Dead Inside\" energy perfectly—sophisticated, deep, and slightly mysterious.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eBlack Raspberry Vanilla (The Sweet Distraction):\u003c\/b\u003e Our #1 bestseller. A luscious mix of \u003cb\u003eripe berries and creamy vanilla\u003c\/b\u003e. Because even if you’re dead inside, you can still enjoy a high-quality, sweet reward.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eFresh Linen (The \"Total Reset\" Scent):\u003c\/b\u003e A clean, crisp blend of \u003cb\u003epowder and musk\u003c\/b\u003e. It smells like a fresh start and a quiet house—ideal for those days when you just need the world to go away for a while.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,4,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eApples \u0026amp; Bourbon (The \"End of the Day\" Reward):\u003c\/b\u003e Warm \u003cb\u003eorchard apples and smooth bourbon\u003c\/b\u003e. A strong, inviting fragrance that feels like a cozy hug at the end of a long, soul-crushing day.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,5,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eButt Naked (The \"Pretend I'm on Vacation\" Scent):\u003c\/b\u003e A fun, fruity explosion of \u003cb\u003emelon, pear, and strawberry\u003c\/b\u003e. 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