{"product_id":"cigarettes-and-crippled-ambition-funny-candle","title":"Cigarettes and Crippled Ambition Funny Candle","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"5,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"5,0\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-542\"\u003eTHE ULTIMATE REALITY CHECK:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-542\"\u003e Celebrate the grind with a label that doesn't sugarcoat a thing\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"5,1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-542 citation-end-542\"\u003e\u003csup data-turn-source-index=\"2\" class=\"superscript\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"5,2\"\u003e. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"5,3\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-541\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"5,4\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-541\"\u003eFeaturing hilarious scent notes of \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"35\" data-path-to-node=\"5,4\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-541\"\u003eMarlboro Lights and Denied Disability\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-541\"\u003e, this candle is the perfect edgy gift for the friend who handles life's hurdles with a sense of humor and a lot of grit\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"5,5\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-541 citation-end-541\"\u003e\u003csup data-turn-source-index=\"3\" class=\"superscript\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"5,6\"\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"6,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"6,0\"\u003e100 HOURS OF THE DAILY STRUGGLE:\u003c\/b\u003e Life is a marathon, and so is this candle. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"6,1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-540\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"6,2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-540\"\u003eOur massive \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"12\" data-path-to-node=\"6,2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-540\"\u003e16oz mason jar candles\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-540\"\u003e (\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"36\" data-path-to-node=\"6,2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-540\"\u003eNet Wt 13.5 oz\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-540\"\u003e) offer an \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"61\" data-path-to-node=\"6,2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-540\"\u003e80–100 hour burn time\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-540\"\u003e, lasting through every long conversation about \"what could have been\" and every plan for what's next\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"6,3\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-540 citation-end-540\"\u003e\u003csup data-turn-source-index=\"4\" class=\"superscript\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"6,4\"\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"source-inline-chip-container ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\n\u003cbutton data-ved=\"0CAAQvoAQahgKEwiQ--SAnOiRAxUAAAAAHQAAAAAQigg\" data-hveid=\"0\" aria-label=\"View source details. 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Opens side panel.\" class=\"button ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/button\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003eSCENTS FOR THE UNFILTERED:\u003c\/b\u003e From the \"Clean Slate\" vibes of \u003cb data-index-in-node=\"59\" data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003eFresh Linen\u003c\/b\u003e to the sophisticated \"Rich Reality\" notes of \u003cb data-index-in-node=\"116\" data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003eSandalwood \u0026amp; Suede\u003c\/b\u003e, our premium fragrances are designed to fill your sanctuary while you plot your next move.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"source-inline-chip-container ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\n\u003cbutton data-ved=\"0CAAQvoAQahgKEwiQ--SAnOiRAxUAAAAAHQAAAAAQjAg\" data-hveid=\"0\" aria-label=\"View source details. Opens side panel.\" class=\"button ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/button\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"10,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"10,0\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-538\"\u003eUSA MADE \u0026amp; REUSABLE MASON JAR:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-538\"\u003e Proudly made in the USA with heavy-duty glass\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"10,1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-538 citation-end-538\"\u003e\u003csup data-turn-source-index=\"6\" class=\"superscript\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"10,2\"\u003e. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"10,3\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-537\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"10,4\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-537\"\u003eOnce you’ve burned through 100 hours of crippled ambition, clean out the jar and reuse it for storage, loose change, or an iced coffee to fuel your next hustle\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"10,5\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-537 citation-end-537\"\u003e\u003csup data-turn-source-index=\"7\" class=\"superscript\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"10,6\"\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"source-inline-chip-container ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\n\u003cbutton data-ved=\"0CAAQvoAQahgKEwiQ--SAnOiRAxUAAAAAHQAAAAAQjQg\" data-hveid=\"0\" aria-label=\"View source details. Opens side panel.\" class=\"button ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/button\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"12\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"12\"\u003eThe \"Cigarettes \u0026amp; Crippled Ambition\" Scent Menu\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"13\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"13,0,0\"\u003eSandalwood \u0026amp; Suede (The \"Classy Hustle\"):\u003c\/b\u003e A rich, sophisticated blend of dark chocolate, cedar, and velvet musk. 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The perfect fragrance for unwinding when the \"ambition\" part of the day is finally over.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"13,3,0\"\u003eSun Washed Citrus (The Energy Reset):\u003c\/b\u003e Zesty lemon and agave create a crisp, refreshing atmosphere. Because even when ambition is crippled, you still need a bright start in the morning.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13,4,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"13,4,0\"\u003eButt Naked (Tropical Joy):\u003c\/b\u003e A fun, fruity explosion of melon, pear, and strawberry. 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