{"product_id":"ask-your-mother-funny-candle","title":"Ask Your Mother Funny Candle","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eTHE ULTIMATE DOMESTIC POWER MOVE:\u003c\/b\u003e Every household has a hierarchy, and this candle honors the one at the very top. Featuring hilarious scent notes of \u003cb\u003eThe Final Boss and Absolute Authority\u003c\/b\u003e, it is the perfect gift for the matriarch who has the final say on everything from dinner plans to life decisions. It’s a witty tribute to the woman who truly runs the show.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e100 HOURS OF SUPREME LEADERSHIP:\u003c\/b\u003e Heavy is the head that wears the crown, but your candle shouldn't be a burden. Our massive \u003cb\u003e16oz mason jar candles\u003c\/b\u003e (\u003cb\u003eNet Wt 13.5 oz\u003c\/b\u003e) offer an impressive \u003cb\u003e80–100 hour burn time\u003c\/b\u003e, ensuring your home smells like a well-oiled machine (even if the \"Final Boss\" is currently taking a well-deserved nap).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eSMALL-BATCH FARM QUALITY:\u003c\/b\u003e The label is all about authority, and our quality is strictly enforced. Each candle is hand-poured with care by the \u003cb\u003eLebanon Candle Company\u003c\/b\u003e on our family farm using \u003cb\u003e100% natural soy wax\u003c\/b\u003e for a clean, soot-free burn that maintains the high standards of your household.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eSCENTS FOR THE HEAD OF HOUSEHOLD:\u003c\/b\u003e From the \"Command Center\" freshness of \u003cb\u003eSun Washed Citrus\u003c\/b\u003e to the sophisticated \"Executive Suite\" notes of \u003cb\u003eSandalwood \u0026amp; Suede\u003c\/b\u003e, our premium fragrances are designed to fill your space with a scent that commands respect.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eUSA MADE \u0026amp; REUSABLE MASON JAR:\u003c\/b\u003e Proudly made in the USA with heavy-duty glass. Once you’ve burned through 100 hours of peak authority, clean out the jar and reuse it for storing loose change, office supplies, or a very strong drink to fuel your next executive decision.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe \"Ask Your Mother\" Scent Menu\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eSandalwood \u0026amp; Suede (The \"Final Boss\" Scent):\u003c\/b\u003e A rich, sophisticated blend of cedarwood and velvet musk. It smells like a mahogany-row office and the quiet confidence of someone who is always right.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eBlack Raspberry Vanilla (Sweet Success):\u003c\/b\u003e Our #1 customer favorite. A luscious blend of ripe berries and creamy vanilla that makes the \"Absolute Authority\" feel a little more approachable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eSun Washed Citrus (The \"Clean House\" Command):\u003c\/b\u003e Zesty lemon and agave create a bright, refreshing atmosphere. It’s the energizing scent of a Saturday morning where everyone knows exactly what chores they need to be doing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eApples \u0026amp; Bourbon (The \"Executive Retreat\" Blend):\u003c\/b\u003e Warm orchard apples and smooth bourbon. The perfect fragrance for when the Boss is finally off the clock and ready to unwind.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eButt Naked (Tropical Vacation):\u003c\/b\u003e A fun, fruity explosion of melon, pear, and strawberry. 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