{"product_id":"who-left-the-lights-on-funny-candle","title":"Who Left The Lights On Funny Candle","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"3\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eTHE ULTIMATE DAD VIBE:\u003c\/b\u003e It’s the age-old question echoed in hallways across America. Featuring hilarious scent notes of \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"3\" data-index-in-node=\"119\"\u003eElectric Bills and Broke Teenagers\u003c\/b\u003e, this candle is the perfect gift for the \"family treasurer\" who is tired of the house looking like a Christmas tree in July.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003e100 HOURS OF \"OFF\" SWITCH ENERGY:\u003c\/b\u003e The lights might be burning money, but this candle is a smart investment. 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Once you’ve burned through 100 hours of peak parental frustration, clean out the jar and reuse it for storing loose change, spare batteries, or an iced coffee to fuel your next lecture on conservation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe \"Lights On\" Scent Menu\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eFresh Linen (The \"Clean Slate\" Scent):\u003c\/b\u003e A light, airy blend of powder and musk. It smells like fresh laundry and a quiet, dark house—the ultimate dream for any bill-paying adult.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eBlack Raspberry Vanilla (Sweet Serenity):\u003c\/b\u003e Our #1 customer favorite. 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