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Our massive 16.5oz mason jar candles provide an \u003cb\u003e80–100 hour burn time\u003c\/b\u003e, giving you plenty of time to enjoy the sweet, sweet smell of victory.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eFARM-POURED FREEDOM:\u003c\/b\u003e Hand-poured on our family farm in Lebanon, Missouri, using \u003cb\u003e100% natural soy wax\u003c\/b\u003e. 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