{"product_id":"smells-like-my-favorite-bitch-funny-candle","title":"Smells Like My Favorite Bitch Funny Candle","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"0\"\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-148\"\u003eTHE ULTIMATE BONDING GIFT:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-148\"\u003e Celebrate the friend who truly understands you with a label that honors your \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"104\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-148\"\u003etraumatic bonding\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-148\"\u003e and mutual love for \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"142\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-148\"\u003ehating the same people\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"3,1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-148 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data-path-to-node=\"4,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003e100 HOURS OF TRUTH-TELLING:\u003c\/b\u003e Your venting sessions are long, and this candle is built to keep up. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"4,1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-146\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"4,2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-146\"\u003eOur massive \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4,2\" data-index-in-node=\"12\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-146\"\u003e16oz mason jar candles\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-146\"\u003e (\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4,2\" data-index-in-node=\"36\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-146\"\u003eNet Wt 13.5 oz\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-146\"\u003e) offer an \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4,2\" data-index-in-node=\"61\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-146\"\u003e80–100 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data-turn-source-index=\"3\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003csup class=\"superscript\" data-turn-source-index=\"3\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003csup class=\"superscript\" data-turn-source-index=\"3\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003csup class=\"superscript\" data-turn-source-index=\"3\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003csup class=\"superscript\" data-turn-source-index=\"3\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003csup class=\"superscript\" data-turn-source-index=\"3\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003csup class=\"superscript\" data-turn-source-index=\"3\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003csup class=\"superscript\" data-turn-source-index=\"3\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003csup class=\"superscript\" data-turn-source-index=\"3\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003csup class=\"superscript\" data-turn-source-index=\"3\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"4,4\"\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"0\"\u003e\n\u003c!----\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"5,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eFARM-POURED MISSOURI QUALITY:\u003c\/b\u003e Skip the mass-produced factory wax. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"5,1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-145\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"5,2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-145\"\u003eEach candle is hand-poured with love on our family farm in \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,2\" data-index-in-node=\"59\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-145\"\u003eLebanon, Missouri\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-145\"\u003e, using \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,2\" data-index-in-node=\"84\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-145\"\u003e100% natural soy wax\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-145\"\u003e for a clean, soot-free burn\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"5,3\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-145 citation-end-145\"\u003e\u003csup class=\"superscript\" data-turn-source-index=\"4\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003csup class=\"superscript\" data-turn-source-index=\"4\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003csup class=\"superscript\" data-turn-source-index=\"4\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003csup class=\"superscript\" data-turn-source-index=\"4\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003csup class=\"superscript\" data-turn-source-index=\"4\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003csup class=\"superscript\" data-turn-source-index=\"4\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003csup class=\"superscript\" data-turn-source-index=\"4\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003csup class=\"superscript\" data-turn-source-index=\"4\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003csup class=\"superscript\" data-turn-source-index=\"4\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003csup class=\"superscript\" data-turn-source-index=\"4\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003csup class=\"superscript\" data-turn-source-index=\"4\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003csup class=\"superscript\" data-turn-source-index=\"4\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003csup class=\"superscript\" data-turn-source-index=\"4\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003csup class=\"superscript\" data-turn-source-index=\"4\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003csup class=\"superscript\" data-turn-source-index=\"4\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003csup class=\"superscript\" data-turn-source-index=\"4\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"5,4\"\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"0\"\u003e\n\u003c!----\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSCENTS FOR THE UNFILTERED:\u003c\/b\u003e From the \"Cozy Accomplice\" vibes of \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"63\"\u003eApples \u0026amp; Bourbon\u003c\/b\u003e to the sophisticated \"Privacy Please\" notes of \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"127\"\u003eSandalwood \u0026amp; Suede\u003c\/b\u003e, our premium fragrances are designed to fill your sanctuary while you spill the tea.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"0\"\u003e\n\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eUSA MADE \u0026amp; REUSABLE MASON JAR:\u003c\/b\u003e Proudly made in the USA with heavy-duty glass. Once you’ve burned through 100 hours of peak honesty, clean out the jar and reuse it for storage, loose change, or an iced coffee to fuel your next gossip session.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"source-inline-chip-container ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe \"Favorite Bitch\" Scent Menu\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSandalwood \u0026amp; Suede (The \"Inner Circle\" Scent):\u003c\/b\u003e A rich, sophisticated blend of dark chocolate, cedar, and velvet musk. It smells like an exclusive club where only you and your \"favorite bitch\" are allowed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eBlack Raspberry Vanilla (Sweet Loyalty):\u003c\/b\u003e Our #1 customer favorite. A luscious mix of ripe berries and creamy vanilla. It’s the sweet reward for having a friend who always takes your side, no matter what.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eApples \u0026amp; Bourbon (The \"Spill the Tea\" Blend):\u003c\/b\u003e Warm orchard apples and smooth bourbon. The perfect fragrance for those long kitchen table talks where you analyze every text and every drama.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSun Washed Citrus (The Energy Reset):\u003c\/b\u003e Zesty lemon and agave create a crisp, refreshing atmosphere. Because life is just brighter when you’re hanging out with your favorite person.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,4,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,4,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eButt Naked (Tropical Joy):\u003c\/b\u003e A fun, fruity explosion of melon, pear, and strawberry. It smells like a vacation you’re planning together—somewhere far away from the people you both hate.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,5,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,5,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eFresh Linen (The \"Evidence Eraser\"):\u003c\/b\u003e A crisp, clean scent with a powder and musk blend. It smells like fresh laundry and the absolute peace of a house free from outside drama.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,6,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,6,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eFresh Cut Roses (I Only Like You):\u003c\/b\u003e A true, deep rose fragrance. Nothing says \"you’re my favorite\" like 100 hours of premium floral luxury for your favorite person.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Lebanon Candle Company","offers":[{"title":"Apples \u0026 Bourbon","offer_id":52729697435924,"sku":"Fny-Fav-Btch-AB","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Raspberry \u0026 Vanilla","offer_id":52729697468692,"sku":"Fny-Fav-Btch-BRV","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Butt Naked","offer_id":52729697501460,"sku":"Fny-Fav-Btch-BUTT","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Fresh Cut Roses","offer_id":52729697534228,"sku":"Fny-Fav-Btch-Rose","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Fresh Linen","offer_id":52729697566996,"sku":"Fny-Fav-Btch-Fresh","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sandalwood \u0026 Suede","offer_id":52729697599764,"sku":"Fny-Fav-Btch-Sndl","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sun Washed Citrus","offer_id":52729697632532,"sku":"Fny-Fav-Btch-Sun","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0771\/4334\/3380\/files\/SmellsLikeMyFavoriteBitchCandle_5e1cd0d1-aa5f-4f77-84f1-890d75a08114.jpg?v=1782920105","url":"https:\/\/taylorsx.com\/fr\/products\/smells-like-my-favorite-bitch-funny-candle","provider":"TaylorsX","version":"1.0","type":"link"}