{"product_id":"smells-like-an-upgrade-funny-candle","title":"Smells Like An Upgrade Funny Candle","description":"\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eTHE ULTIMATE \"TRADE-UP\" GIFT:\u003c\/b\u003e Let’s be honest—we’ve all seen the ex, and this is a massive improvement. This \"Smells Like An Upgrade\" candle is the perfect funny gift for a friend in a new relationship who finally found someone who actually treats them right.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e100 HOURS OF \"BETTER TASTE\":\u003c\/b\u003e When you level up, you want it to last. Our massive 16.5oz mason jar candles offer an \u003cb\u003e80–100 hour burn time\u003c\/b\u003e, lasting through all the date nights and \"can you believe I used to date that other person?\" conversations.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eFARM-POURED FOR A FRESH START:\u003c\/b\u003e Hand-poured on our family farm in Lebanon, Missouri, using \u003cb\u003e100% natural soy wax\u003c\/b\u003e. It offers a clean, non-toxic burn that clears the air of past mistakes and replaces them with premium, high-end fragrance.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eSCENTS THAT SMELL LIKE SUCCESS:\u003c\/b\u003e From the \"Hot New Date\" vibes of \u003cb\u003eButt Naked\u003c\/b\u003e to the sophisticated \"Grown-Up Relationship\" notes of \u003cb\u003eSandalwood \u0026amp; Suede\u003c\/b\u003e, these scents match the high quality of an upgraded life.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,4,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eUSA MADE \u0026amp; REUSABLE:\u003c\/b\u003e Our heavy-duty glass mason jars are built to last longer than that last relationship did. Once the 100-hour burn is over, clean it out and reuse it for storage or a celebratory cocktail. Proudly made in the USA.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\"Smells Like An Upgrade\" Scent Menu\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eSandalwood \u0026amp; Suede (The \"Luxury Upgrade\"):\u003c\/b\u003e A rich, sophisticated blend of \u003cb\u003edark chocolate, cedar, and velvet musk\u003c\/b\u003e. It smells like an expensive leather-bound library and a life with much better taste.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,1,0\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-40\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-40\"\u003eSun Washed Citrus (The \"Bright Future\" Scent):\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-40 citation-end-40\"\u003e Crisp, zesty, and refreshing.\u003csup data-turn-source-index=\"1\" class=\"superscript\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cb\u003eLemon and agave\u003c\/b\u003e notes create a bright, energizing atmosphere that feels like a fresh start and a clear path forward.\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"source-inline-chip-container ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\n\u003cbutton data-ved=\"0CAAQvoAQahgKEwjqx6-ljsWRAxUAAAAAHQAAAAAQoAU\" data-hveid=\"0\" aria-label=\"View source details for citation from Sand + Fog. 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