{"product_id":"smells-like-a-repossession-funny-candle","title":"Smells Like a Repossession Funny Candle","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"4,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-249\"\u003eTHE ULTIMATE DEBT-DEFYING GAG GIFT:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-249\"\u003e We all have that one friend (or maybe it's you) whose phone is permanently on \"Do Not Disturb\" to avoid those pesky 1-800 numbers\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"4,1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-249 citation-end-249\"\u003e\u003csup class=\"superscript\" data-turn-source-index=\"1\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"4,2\"\u003e. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"4,3\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-248\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"4,4\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-248\"\u003eThis \"Repossession\" candle is the perfect hilarious gift for anyone navigating the high-stakes game of credit scores and financial chaos\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"4,5\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-248 citation-end-248\"\u003e\u003csup class=\"superscript\" data-turn-source-index=\"2\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"4,6\"\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"6,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-247\"\u003e100 HOURS OF DODGING BILLS:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-247\"\u003e Your debt might be accruing interest, but this candle is a one-time investment in pure peace\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"6,1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-247 citation-end-247\"\u003e\u003csup class=\"superscript\" data-turn-source-index=\"3\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"6,2\"\u003e. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"6,3\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-246\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"6,4\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-246\"\u003eOur massive \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,4\" data-index-in-node=\"12\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-246\"\u003e16oz mason jar candles\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-246\"\u003e (\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,4\" data-index-in-node=\"36\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-246\"\u003eNet Wt 13.5 oz\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-246\"\u003e) offer a long-lasting \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,4\" data-index-in-node=\"73\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-246\"\u003e80–100 hour burn time\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-246\"\u003e, lasting through every ignored phone call and \"the check is in the mail\" promise\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"6,5\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-246 citation-end-246\"\u003e\u003csup class=\"superscript\" data-turn-source-index=\"4\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"6,6\"\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"source-inline-chip-container ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\n\u003cbutton class=\"button ng-star-inserted\" aria-label=\"View source details. 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Opens side panel.\" data-hveid=\"0\" data-ved=\"0CAAQvoAQahgKEwiQ--SAnOiRAxUAAAAAHQAAAAAQigQ\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/button\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSCENTS FOR THE \"OFF THE GRID\" LIFESTYLE:\u003c\/b\u003e From the \"New Identity\" vibes of \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8\" data-index-in-node=\"74\"\u003eFresh Linen\u003c\/b\u003e to the \"Treat Yourself While You Can\" sweetness of \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8\" data-index-in-node=\"137\"\u003eBlack Raspberry Vanilla\u003c\/b\u003e, our premium fragrances are designed to fill your home while you pretend you're not home when someone knocks.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"10,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-244\"\u003eUSA MADE \u0026amp; REUSABLE MASON JAR:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-244\"\u003e Proudly made in the USA with heavy-duty glass\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"10,1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-244 citation-end-244\"\u003e\u003csup class=\"superscript\" data-turn-source-index=\"6\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"10,2\"\u003e. 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Opens side panel.\" data-hveid=\"0\" data-ved=\"0CAAQvoAQahgKEwiQ--SAnOiRAxUAAAAAHQAAAAAQjAQ\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/button\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"13\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"13,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSandalwood \u0026amp; Suede (The \"Old Money\" Illusion):\u003c\/b\u003e A rich, sophisticated blend of cedarwood and velvet musk. It smells like you definitely paid your car note on time this month.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"13,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eBlack Raspberry Vanilla (The Sweetest Escape):\u003c\/b\u003e Our #1 customer favorite. A luscious blend of ripe berries and creamy vanilla that makes any room feel like a luxury sanctuary, even if the repo man is outside.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"13,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eApples \u0026amp; Bourbon (The \"Happy Hour\" Tonic):\u003c\/b\u003e Warm orchard apples and smooth bourbon. 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