{"product_id":"not-today-cupid-funny-candle","title":"Not Today Cupid Funny Candle","description":"\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eDODGE THE DRAMA:\u003c\/b\u003e Cupid might be taking aim, but you’re not having it. This \"Not Today Cupid\" candle is the perfect funny gift for anyone who is happily unattached, recently single, or just over the pressure of Valentine’s Day.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e100 HOURS OF \"ME TIME\":\u003c\/b\u003e While everyone else is fighting for dinner reservations, you can relax at home. Our massive 16.5oz mason jar candles offer an \u003cb\u003e80–100 hour burn time\u003c\/b\u003e, lasting through every movie marathon and solo spa night.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eFARM-POURED \u0026amp; ARROW-PROOF:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-43\"\u003e Hand-poured on our family farm in Lebanon, Missouri, using \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-43\"\u003e100% natural soy wax\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-43 citation-end-43\"\u003e.\u003csup class=\"superscript\" data-turn-source-index=\"1\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e We provide a clean, non-toxic burn that clears out the \"love is in the air\" vibe and replaces it with premium fragrance.\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"source-inline-chip-container ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\n\u003cbutton class=\"button ng-star-inserted\" aria-label=\"View source details for citation from Lebanon Candle Company. 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Once you’ve burned through your 100 hours of independence, clean it out and reuse it for storage or a \"treat yourself\" drink.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\"Not Today Cupid\" Scent Menu (The Single \u0026amp; Proud Edition)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eButt Naked (The \"No Compromise\" Scent):\u003c\/b\u003e A playful, fruity explosion of \u003cb\u003ehoneydew melon, strawberries, and pears\u003c\/b\u003e. It smells like a summer vacation where you don't have to share your snacks or the remote.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eSandalwood \u0026amp; Suede (Sophisticated Solo Vibes):\u003c\/b\u003e A rich, earthy mix of \u003cb\u003edark chocolate, cedar, and velvet musk\u003c\/b\u003e. It creates a high-end, grounding sanctuary for the person who enjoys their own company.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eSun Washed Citrus (Bright \u0026amp; Unstoppable):\u003c\/b\u003e Zesty \u003cb\u003elemon and agave\u003c\/b\u003e create a crisp, refreshing atmosphere. The perfect \"clean slate\" scent to remind you that your future is bright and arrow-free.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eBlack Raspberry Vanilla (The Sweetest Reward):\u003c\/b\u003e Our #1 bestseller. A luscious blend of \u003cb\u003eripe berries and creamy vanilla\u003c\/b\u003e. 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