{"product_id":"not-my-problem-anymore-funny-retirement-candle","title":"Not My Problem Anymore Funny Retirement Candle","description":"\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eTHE ULTIMATE RETIREMENT FLEX:\u003c\/b\u003e Clocking out has never smelled so good. This \"Not My Problem Anymore\" candle is the perfect cheeky gift for the new retiree who is officially done with meetings, emails, and everyone's drama.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e100 HOURS OF FREEDOM:\u003c\/b\u003e Retirement is a long-term commitment to doing nothing. Our massive 16.5oz mason jar candles offer an \u003cb\u003e80–100 hour burn time\u003c\/b\u003e, giving them plenty of time to ignore their old alarm clock while the house smells amazing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eFARM-POURED FOR A FRESH START:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-84\"\u003e Hand-poured on our family farm in Lebanon, Missouri, using \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-84\"\u003e100% natural soy wax\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-84 citation-end-84\"\u003e.\u003csup class=\"superscript\" data-turn-source-index=\"1\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e It offers a clean, non-toxic burn that clears out the \"office stress\" and replaces it with premium fragrance\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"source-inline-chip-container ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\n\u003cbutton class=\"button ng-star-inserted\" aria-label=\"View source details for citation from Buy Missouri. 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Once the 100-hour burn is over, clean out the jar and reuse it for a celebratory drink or to store all the pens they’ll never need again.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e The \"Not My Problem\" Scent Menu\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eButt Naked (The Permanent Vacation):\u003c\/b\u003e A fun, fruity explosion of \u003cb\u003emelon, pear, and strawberry\u003c\/b\u003e. It smells like a tropical island and the total lack of a dress code.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eSun Washed Citrus (The Bright Future):\u003c\/b\u003e Zesty \u003cb\u003elemon and agave\u003c\/b\u003e create a crisp, refreshing atmosphere. It’s the energizing scent of a Monday morning where you’re staying in bed because you can.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eSandalwood \u0026amp; Suede (The Executive Retirement):\u003c\/b\u003e A rich, sophisticated blend of \u003cb\u003edark chocolate, cedar, and velvet musk\u003c\/b\u003e. It smells like a luxury resort and the satisfaction of knowing you never have to lead another \"sync\" meeting.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eBlack Raspberry Vanilla (The Sweet Life):\u003c\/b\u003e Our #1 bestseller. A luscious mix of \u003cb\u003eripe berries and creamy vanilla\u003c\/b\u003e. 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