{"product_id":"moms-last-nerve-oh-look-its-on-fire-funny-candle","title":"Mom's Last Nerve... Oh Look, It's On Fire Funny Candle","description":"\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eTHE ULTIMATE MOM GAG GIFT:\u003c\/b\u003e Give her a laugh she truly deserves! This \"Mom's Last Nerve\" candle is the perfect way to acknowledge the chaos of parenting with a witty twist. It’s a guaranteed hit for Mother’s Day, birthdays, or just a \"sorry we're stressful\" surprise.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e100 HOURS OF STRESS RELIEF:\u003c\/b\u003e If her nerves are burning, she needs a candle that lasts. Our massive 16.5oz mason jar candles provide an \u003cb\u003e80–100 hour burn time\u003c\/b\u003e, giving Mom plenty of time to decompress and enjoy some hard-earned peace and quiet.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eFARM-FRESH SOY QUALITY:\u003c\/b\u003e Hand-poured on our family farm in Lebanon, Missouri. We use \u003cb\u003e100% natural soy wax\u003c\/b\u003e for a clean, non-toxic, and soot-free burn. It’s a premium, American-made gift that smells as good as the joke is funny.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eSCENTS TO CALM THE CHAOS:\u003c\/b\u003e Whether she needs the \"Zen\" atmosphere of \u003cb\u003eSandalwood \u0026amp; Suede\u003c\/b\u003e or the bright, refreshing energy of \u003cb\u003eSun Washed Citrus\u003c\/b\u003e, our high-fragrance soy candles are designed to fill the room and melt the stress away.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7,4,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eREUSABLE MASON JAR:\u003c\/b\u003e Our heavy-duty glass jars are built to stay. Once the 100-hour burn is complete, she can clean out the jar and reuse it for storage, flowers, or a very large glass of wine. Proudly made in the USA.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\"Mom's Last Nerve\" Scent Menu (The Relaxation Edition)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eBlack Raspberry Vanilla (The #1 Bestseller)\u003c\/b\u003e A sweet, luscious reward for all she does. This blend of sun-ripened berries and creamy vanilla is our most popular scent—because Mom deserves the best.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eFresh Linen (The \"Quiet House\" Dream)\u003c\/b\u003e Smells like fresh laundry and a clean, organized home. It’s the ultimate scent for those rare moments when the kids are finally quiet.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eSandalwood \u0026amp; Suede (The Sophisticated Sanctuary)\u003c\/b\u003e A rich, earthy blend of cedarwood, dark chocolate, and velvet musk. It creates a high-end, calming atmosphere that feels like a spa retreat at home.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eSun Washed Citrus (Bright \u0026amp; Energizing)\u003c\/b\u003e Zesty lemon and blue agave create a crisp, refreshing scent that brightens the mood and helps Mom recharge her batteries.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,4,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eApples \u0026amp; Bourbon (The Cozy Celebration)\u003c\/b\u003e Warm orchard apples and sweet maple with a smooth bourbon finish. It’s a strong, inviting scent that feels like a warm hug in a jar.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,5,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eButt Naked (The Tropical Escape)\u003c\/b\u003e Because she probably needs a vacation! A fun, fruity explosion of honeydew melon and strawberries that brings a carefree summer vibe to the house.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,6,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eFresh Cut Roses (Classic Floral Love)\u003c\/b\u003e A true, deep rose scent that captures the essence of a fresh bouquet. 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