{"product_id":"ivorce-looking-for-the-d-funny-divorce-candle","title":"IVORCE: Looking For The D Funny Divorce Candle","description":"\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eTHE ULTIMATE \"BACK ON THE MARKET\" GIFT:\u003c\/b\u003e Bold, blunt, and hilarious. This candle is the perfect gift for the friend who just traded a \"D\" for a divorce and is looking for a much better replacement. A guaranteed hit at any divorce or \"freedom\" party!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e100 HOURS OF UNAPOLOGETIC VIBES:\u003c\/b\u003e A new chapter takes time, and so does this candle. Our massive 16.5oz mason jar candles offer an \u003cb\u003e80–100 hour burn time\u003c\/b\u003e, keeping the \"single and ready to mingle\" energy going all night long.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eFARM-POURED FOR A FRESH START:\u003c\/b\u003e Hand-poured on our family farm in \u003cb\u003eLebanon, Missouri\u003c\/b\u003e, using \u003cb\u003e100% natural soy wax\u003c\/b\u003e. It provides a clean, non-toxic burn that clears the air of past mistakes and replaces them with premium, high-end fragrance.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eSCENTS FOR THE HUNT:\u003c\/b\u003e From the tropical, carefree notes of \u003cb\u003eButt Naked\u003c\/b\u003e to the sophisticated \"Elite Tier\" blend of \u003cb\u003eSandalwood \u0026amp; Suede\u003c\/b\u003e, these fragrances are designed to make your home smell like an upgrade.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,4,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eUSA MADE \u0026amp; REUSABLE MASON JAR:\u003c\/b\u003e Our heavy-duty glass jars are built to last longer than your last marriage. Once you’ve burned through 100 hours of peak comedy, clean out the jar and reuse it for storage or a double-sized \"I'm Single\" drink.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e The \"Back On The Market\" Scent Menu\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eButt Naked (The First Date Scent):\u003c\/b\u003e A fun, fruity explosion of \u003cb\u003emelon, pear, and strawberry\u003c\/b\u003e. It’s loud, tropical, and perfectly matches the \"just here for a good time\" energy of a woman reclaiming her freedom.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eSandalwood \u0026amp; Suede (The High Standards):\u003c\/b\u003e A rich, sophisticated mix of \u003cb\u003edark chocolate, cedar, and velvet musk\u003c\/b\u003e. It smells like an expensive date and a life where you finally have high standards again.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eSun Washed Citrus (The Energy Reset):\u003c\/b\u003e Zesty \u003cb\u003elemon and agave\u003c\/b\u003e create a crisp, refreshing atmosphere. It’s the perfect \"pick-me-up\" for a fresh start and a bright future.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eBlack Raspberry Vanilla (The Sweetest Revenge):\u003c\/b\u003e Our #1 bestseller. A luscious blend of \u003cb\u003eripe berries and creamy vanilla\u003c\/b\u003e. Because life is sweet, and it’s even sweeter when you’re calling the shots.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,4,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eFresh Linen (The Clean Slate):\u003c\/b\u003e A crisp, clean scent with a \u003cb\u003epowder and musk blend\u003c\/b\u003e. It smells like fresh sheets, a quiet house, and the absolute peace of a home where you don't have to share the remote.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,5,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eApples \u0026amp; Bourbon (The Happy Hour):\u003c\/b\u003e Warm \u003cb\u003eorchard apples and smooth bourbon\u003c\/b\u003e. A strong, inviting fragrance for toasting to your freedom with your favorite people.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,6,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eFresh Cut Roses (I Can Buy My Own Flowers):\u003c\/b\u003e A true, deep \u003cb\u003erose fragrance\u003c\/b\u003e. 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