{"product_id":"i-hate-everyone-but-us-funny-friendship-candle","title":"I Hate Everyone But Us Funny Friendship Candle","description":"\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eTHE ULTIMATE INNER CIRCLE GIFT:\u003c\/b\u003e Most people are annoying, but your person isn't. This \"I Hate Everyone But Us\" candle is the perfect way to celebrate your exclusive two-person club. Ideal for best friends, long-term partners, or anyone who shares your elite level of judgment.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e100 HOURS OF SELECTIVE HANGING OUT:\u003c\/b\u003e If you’re going to be stuck inside together, the house better smell good. Our massive 16.5oz mason jar candles offer an \u003cb\u003e80–100 hour burn time\u003c\/b\u003e, lasting through every long venting session and mutual-complaining marathon.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eFARM-POURED \u0026amp; PERSONALLY APPROVED:\u003c\/b\u003e Hand-poured on our family farm in Lebanon, Missouri, using \u003cb\u003e100% natural soy wax\u003c\/b\u003e. It provides a clean, non-toxic burn that clears the air of \"other people's drama\" and replaces it with premium, farm-fresh fragrance.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eSCENTS FOR THE SOCIALLY SELECTIVE:\u003c\/b\u003e From the \"Cozy Bunker\" vibes of \u003cb\u003eApples \u0026amp; Bourbon\u003c\/b\u003e to the sophisticated \"Privacy\" notes of \u003cb\u003eSandalwood \u0026amp; Suede\u003c\/b\u003e, our high-fragrance oils ensure your private sanctuary smells like an upgrade.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,4,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eUSA MADE \u0026amp; REUSABLE MASON JAR:\u003c\/b\u003e Proudly made in the USA with heavy-duty glass. Once the 100-hour burn is complete, clean out the jar and reuse it for storage, loose change, or a drink to toast to your favorite person.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e The \"I Hate Everyone\" Scent Menu\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eSandalwood \u0026amp; Suede (The Private Sanctuary):\u003c\/b\u003e A rich, moody blend of \u003cb\u003edark chocolate, cedar, and velvet musk\u003c\/b\u003e. It smells like an exclusive library where the \"No Entry\" sign is strictly enforced.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eApples \u0026amp; Bourbon (The Guesthouse Scent):\u003c\/b\u003e Warm \u003cb\u003eorchard apples and smooth bourbon\u003c\/b\u003e. It’s the perfect \"staying in\" fragrance for when you’ve successfully canceled all your plans and the door is locked.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eFresh Linen (The Clean Getaway):\u003c\/b\u003e A crisp, airy blend of \u003cb\u003epowder and musk\u003c\/b\u003e. It smells like fresh sheets and the absolute peace of a house where no one else is invited.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eBlack Raspberry Vanilla (Sweet Seclusion):\u003c\/b\u003e Our #1 bestseller. A luscious mix of \u003cb\u003eripe berries and creamy vanilla\u003c\/b\u003e. A sweet reward for having excellent taste in friends (and candles).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,4,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eSun Washed Citrus (The Bright Side):\u003c\/b\u003e Zesty \u003cb\u003elemon and agave\u003c\/b\u003e create a refreshing atmosphere. 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