{"product_id":"i-d-take-a-bullet-for-you-funny-candle","title":"I’d Take a Bullet For You Funny Candle","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"5,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"5,0\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-647\"\u003eTHE ULTIMATE INTROVERT BONDING GIFT:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-647\"\u003e Celebrate the friendship that is built on absolute loyalty and a mutual understanding that \"read receipts\" are a suggestion\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"5,1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-647 citation-end-647\"\u003e\u003csup data-turn-source-index=\"2\" class=\"superscript\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"5,2\"\u003e. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"5,3\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-646\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"5,4\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-646\"\u003eThis candle honors the friend you would literally die for, but whose phone calls you will almost certainly ignore\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"5,5\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-646 citation-end-646\"\u003e\u003csup data-turn-source-index=\"3\" class=\"superscript\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"5,6\"\u003e. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"5,7\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-645\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"5,8\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-645\"\u003eIt is the perfect hilarious gift for your favorite \"low-maintenance\" bestie\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"5,9\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-645 citation-end-645\"\u003e\u003csup data-turn-source-index=\"4\" class=\"superscript\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"5,10\"\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"6,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"6,0\"\u003e100 HOURS OF UNSHAKABLE LOYALTY:\u003c\/b\u003e Your friendship lasts through the ghosting, and this candle is built to keep up. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"6,1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-644\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"6,2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-644\"\u003eOur massive \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"12\" data-path-to-node=\"6,2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-644\"\u003e16oz mason jar candles\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-644\"\u003e (\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"36\" data-path-to-node=\"6,2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-644\"\u003eNet Wt 13.5 oz\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-644\"\u003e) offer an \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"61\" data-path-to-node=\"6,2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-644\"\u003e80–100 hour burn time\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-644\"\u003e, lasting through every long-overdue catch-up session and \"sorry I'm just seeing this\" text\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"6,3\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-644 citation-end-644\"\u003e\u003csup data-turn-source-index=\"5\" class=\"superscript\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"6,4\"\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"source-inline-chip-container ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\n\u003cbutton data-ved=\"0CAAQvoAQahgKEwiQ--SAnOiRAxUAAAAAHQAAAAAQ4gk\" data-hveid=\"0\" aria-label=\"View source details. Opens side panel.\" class=\"button ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/button\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"7,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"7,0\"\u003eSMALL-BATCH FARM QUALITY:\u003c\/b\u003e While your texting habits might be unreliable, our craftsmanship is anything but. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"7,1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-643\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"7,2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-643\"\u003eEach candle is hand-poured with love on our family farm by the \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"63\" data-path-to-node=\"7,2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-643\"\u003eLebanon Candle Company\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-643\"\u003e using \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"92\" data-path-to-node=\"7,2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-643\"\u003e100% natural soy wax\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-643\"\u003e for a clean, soot-free burn\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"7,3\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-643 citation-end-643\"\u003e\u003csup data-turn-source-index=\"6\" class=\"superscript\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"7,4\"\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"source-inline-chip-container ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\n\u003cbutton data-ved=\"0CAAQvoAQahgKEwiQ--SAnOiRAxUAAAAAHQAAAAAQ4wk\" data-hveid=\"0\" aria-label=\"View source details. Opens side panel.\" class=\"button ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/button\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003eSCENTS FOR THE BUSY BESTIE:\u003c\/b\u003e From the \"Off the Grid\" vibes of \u003cb data-index-in-node=\"61\" data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003eButt Naked\u003c\/b\u003e to the sophisticated \"Privacy Please\" notes of \u003cb data-index-in-node=\"119\" data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003eSandalwood \u0026amp; Suede\u003c\/b\u003e, our premium fragrances are designed to fill your sanctuary while you peacefully ignore your notifications.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"source-inline-chip-container ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\n\u003cbutton data-ved=\"0CAAQvoAQahgKEwiQ--SAnOiRAxUAAAAAHQAAAAAQ5Ak\" data-hveid=\"0\" aria-label=\"View source details. Opens side panel.\" class=\"button ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/button\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"10,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"10,0\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-642\"\u003eUSA MADE \u0026amp; REUSABLE MASON JAR:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-642\"\u003e Proudly made in the USA with heavy-duty glass\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"10,1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-642 citation-end-642\"\u003e\u003csup data-turn-source-index=\"7\" class=\"superscript\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"10,2\"\u003e. Once you’ve burned through 100 hours of peak honesty, clean out the jar and reuse it for storage, loose change, or an iced coffee to fuel your next (eventual) reply.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"source-inline-chip-container ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\n\u003cbutton data-ved=\"0CAAQvoAQahgKEwiQ--SAnOiRAxUAAAAAHQAAAAAQ5Qk\" data-hveid=\"0\" aria-label=\"View source details. Opens side panel.\" class=\"button ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/button\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"12\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"12\"\u003eThe \"Take a Bullet\" Scent Menu\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"13\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"13,0,0\"\u003eSandalwood \u0026amp; Suede (The \"Inner Circle\" Scent):\u003c\/b\u003e A rich, sophisticated blend of dark chocolate, cedar, and velvet musk. It smells like an exclusive club where only you and your favorite \"non-texter\" are allowed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"13,1,0\"\u003eBlack Raspberry Vanilla (Sweet Loyalty):\u003c\/b\u003e Our #1 customer favorite. A luscious mix of ripe berries and creamy vanilla. It’s the sweet reward for having a friend who always takes your side, even if it takes them three days to reply.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"13,2,0\"\u003eApples \u0026amp; Bourbon (The \"Catch Up\" Blend):\u003c\/b\u003e Warm orchard apples and smooth bourbon. The perfect fragrance for those rare, hours-long phone calls where you finally explain why you were MIA for a week.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"13,3,0\"\u003eSun Washed Citrus (The Energy Reset):\u003c\/b\u003e Zesty lemon and agave create a crisp, refreshing atmosphere. Because life is just better when your best friend doesn't take your silence personally.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13,4,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"13,4,0\"\u003eButt Naked (Tropical Peace):\u003c\/b\u003e A fun, fruity explosion of melon, pear, and strawberry. 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