{"product_id":"crazy-exes-funny-candle","title":"Crazy Exes Funny Candle","description":"\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eTHE ULTIMATE \"DRAMA-FREE\" GIFT:\u003c\/b\u003e We’ve all been there (or watched from the sidelines). This \"Crazy Exes\" candle is a hilarious way to celebrate the fact that the chaos is finally over. It's the perfect gift for divorce parties, breakup survival kits, or just a Tuesday night vent session.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e100 HOURS OF PEACE \u0026amp; QUIET:\u003c\/b\u003e Now that you aren't looking over your shoulder, you have time to relax. Our massive 16.5oz mason jar candles offer an \u003cb\u003e80–100 hour burn time\u003c\/b\u003e, giving you a long-lasting escape from the \"crazy.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eFARM-POURED FOR A FRESH START:\u003c\/b\u003e Hand-poured on our family farm in Lebanon, Missouri, using \u003cb\u003e100% natural soy wax\u003c\/b\u003e. It provides a clean, non-toxic burn that clears out the bad energy and replaces it with high-end, fragrance.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eSCENTS TO MELT THE STRESS:\u003c\/b\u003e Whether you need the \"Clean Slate\" vibe of \u003cb\u003eFresh Linen\u003c\/b\u003e or the sophisticated, grounding notes of \u003cb\u003eSandalwood \u0026amp; Suede\u003c\/b\u003e, our premium scents help you reclaim your space and your sanity.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,4,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eDURABLE \u0026amp; REUSABLE MASON JAR:\u003c\/b\u003e Our heavy-duty glass jars are built to last. Once you’ve burned through the 100 hours of freedom, clean out the jar and reuse it for storage or a cold drink. 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It’s a grounding, high-end scent that helps you find your center after the storm.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eSun Washed Citrus (Bright \u0026amp; Refreshing):\u003c\/b\u003e Zesty \u003cb\u003elemon and agave\u003c\/b\u003e create a crisp atmosphere. It’s the perfect \"pick-me-up\" to remind you that your future is bright and free of toxic texts.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eBlack Raspberry Vanilla (Sweet Freedom):\u003c\/b\u003e Our #1 bestseller. A luscious blend of \u003cb\u003eripe berries and creamy vanilla\u003c\/b\u003e. Because being happy and drama-free is the sweetest reward.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,4,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eApples \u0026amp; Bourbon (The \"Cheers To Moving On\" Scent):\u003c\/b\u003e Warm \u003cb\u003eorchard apples and smooth bourbon\u003c\/b\u003e. 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