{"product_id":"congrats-on-your-divorce-we-hated-him-funny-candle","title":"Congrats On Your Divorce We Hated Him Funny Candle","description":"\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eTHE ULTIMATE SQUAD STATEMENT:\u003c\/b\u003e Say what everyone has been thinking! This \"We Hated Him\" candle is the perfect funny gift for a divorce party, housewarming, or a \"freedom\" celebration. It’s a guaranteed laugh for a bestie reclaiming her peace.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e100 HOURS OF PURE FREEDOM:\u003c\/b\u003e A new life deserves a long-lasting scent. Our massive 16.5oz mason jar candles offer an \u003cb\u003e80–100 hour burn time\u003c\/b\u003e, lasting through every night of \"no-compromise\" TV and solo relaxation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eFARM-POURED \u0026amp; DRAMA-FREE:\u003c\/b\u003e Hand-poured on our family farm in Lebanon, Missouri, using \u003cb\u003e100% natural soy wax\u003c\/b\u003e. It provides a clean, non-toxic burn that clears the air of \"ex-husband energy\" and replaces it with premium fragrance.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eSCENTS FOR A FRESH START:\u003c\/b\u003e From the \"Clean Slate\" vibes of \u003cb\u003eFresh Linen\u003c\/b\u003e to the zesty, energizing \u003cb\u003eSun Washed Citrus\u003c\/b\u003e, these scents are designed to make a new home feel like a total upgrade.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,4,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eUSA MADE \u0026amp; REUSABLE MASON JAR:\u003c\/b\u003e Proudly made in the USA with heavy-duty glass. Once the 100-hour celebration is complete, clean out the jar and reuse it for storage or a double-sized \"I'm Single\" cocktail.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e The \"We Hated Him\" Scent Menu (The Freedom Edition)\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eFresh Linen (The \"Exorcism\" Scent):\u003c\/b\u003e A crisp, clean blend of \u003cb\u003epowder and musk\u003c\/b\u003e. It smells like fresh laundry, a quiet house, and the absolute peace of a home where \u003ci\u003ehe\u003c\/i\u003e no longer lives.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eSun Washed Citrus (The Energy Boost):\u003c\/b\u003e Zesty \u003cb\u003elemon and agave\u003c\/b\u003e create a bright, refreshing atmosphere. It’s the perfect scent for a fresh start and a reminder that your future is bright and entirely up to you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eSandalwood \u0026amp; Suede (The Sophisticated Upgrade):\u003c\/b\u003e A rich, moody blend of \u003cb\u003edark chocolate and cedar\u003c\/b\u003e. It smells like an expensive apartment and a woman who finally has high standards again.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eBlack Raspberry Vanilla (The Sweetest Revenge):\u003c\/b\u003e Our #1 bestseller. A luscious mix of \u003cb\u003eripe berries and creamy vanilla\u003c\/b\u003e. 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