{"product_id":"you-bought-a-house-in-this-economy-funny-candle","title":"You Bought A House In This Economy Funny Candle","description":"\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eTHE ULTIMATE MARKET REALITY CHECK:\u003c\/b\u003e Forget the \"Home Sweet Home\" signs. This candle is the most honest way to celebrate a friend’s massive accomplishment (and their new massive debt). It’s a guaranteed laugh for housewarming parties or anyone who just survived a bidding war.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e100 HOURS OF ECONOMIC RELIEF:\u003c\/b\u003e Interest rates might be high, but your stress level doesn't have to be. Our massive 16.5oz mason jar candles offer an \u003cb\u003e80–100 hour burn time\u003c\/b\u003e, lasting through the entire first month of \"house poor\" living.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eFARM-POURED FOR A FRESH START:\u003c\/b\u003e Hand-poured on our family farm in \u003cb\u003eLebanon, Missouri\u003c\/b\u003e, using \u003cb\u003e100% natural soy wax\u003c\/b\u003e. It provides a clean, non-toxic burn that clears the air of \"escrow anxiety\" and replaces it with premium fragrance.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eSCENTS THAT SMELL LIKE AN UPGRADE:\u003c\/b\u003e From the \"Elite Tier\" luxury of \u003cb\u003eSandalwood \u0026amp; Suede\u003c\/b\u003e to the crisp, clean victory of \u003cb\u003eFresh Linen\u003c\/b\u003e, our high-fragrance oils make every room in that expensive new house feel like a sanctuary.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,4,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eUSA MADE \u0026amp; REUSABLE MASON JAR:\u003c\/b\u003e Our heavy-duty glass jars are built to last longer than a fixed-rate mortgage. 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It’s the perfect \"pick-me-up\" for a Saturday spent looking at your bank account and wondering where it all went.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eBlack Raspberry Vanilla (The Sweetest Success):\u003c\/b\u003e Our #1 bestseller. A luscious mix of \u003cb\u003eripe berries and creamy vanilla\u003c\/b\u003e. A sweet treat for the homeowner who just beat out ten other offers to get the keys.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eApples \u0026amp; Bourbon (The Happy Hour):\u003c\/b\u003e Warm \u003cb\u003eorchard apples and smooth bourbon\u003c\/b\u003e. 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