{"product_id":"trophy-wife-funny-candle","title":"Trophy Wife Funny Candle","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"3\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eTHE ULTIMATE STATUS SYMBOL:\u003c\/b\u003e Whether you're a professional at finding the best deals or just living your best \"stay-at-home\" life, this candle is your official trophy. It’s the perfect hilarious gift for the wife who considers a solo trip to Target a vacation and has \"It was on sale\" on speed dial.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003e100 HOURS OF RETAIL THERAPY:\u003c\/b\u003e Your shopping trips might be fast, but this candle is built for the long haul. Our massive \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4\" data-index-in-node=\"120\"\u003e16oz mason jar candles\u003c\/b\u003e (\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4\" data-index-in-node=\"144\"\u003eNet Wt 13.5 oz\u003c\/b\u003e) offer a long-lasting \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4\" data-index-in-node=\"181\"\u003e80–100 hour burn time\u003c\/b\u003e, ensuring your home smells like a total win even if you spent the whole day in the Dollar Spot.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSMALL-BATCH FARM QUALITY:\u003c\/b\u003e The label is cheeky, but our quality is top-tier. Each candle is hand-poured with care on our family farm using \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5\" data-index-in-node=\"138\"\u003e100% natural soy wax\u003c\/b\u003e for a clean, soot-free burn that keeps your home looking and smelling like a showroom.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSCENTS FOR THE MAIN CHARACTER:\u003c\/b\u003e From the \"Treat Yourself\" sweetness of \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"70\"\u003eBlack Raspberry Vanilla\u003c\/b\u003e to the grounding \"Zen Mode\" of \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"125\"\u003eSandalwood \u0026amp; Suede\u003c\/b\u003e, our premium fragrances are designed to fill your home while you hide the shopping bags in the trunk.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eUSA MADE \u0026amp; REUSABLE MASON JAR:\u003c\/b\u003e Proudly made in the USA with heavy-duty glass. Once you’ve burned through 100 hours of trophy wife energy, clean out the jar and reuse it for storing hair ties, loose change, or an iced coffee to fuel your next Target run.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe \"Trophy Wife\" Scent Menu\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eButt Naked (The \"Vacation Mode\" Favorite):\u003c\/b\u003e A fun, tropical cocktail of melon, strawberries, and green apples. It smells like a carefree summer day with absolutely zero chores on the schedule.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eBlack Raspberry Vanilla (The Sweetest Reward):\u003c\/b\u003e Our #1 customer favorite. A luscious mix of ripe berries and creamy vanilla that makes your home feel like a high-end spa after a long day of \"errands.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSun Washed Citrus (The Energy Boost):\u003c\/b\u003e Zesty lemon and agave create a crisp, refreshing atmosphere. The perfect scent for those bright mornings when you’re ready to conquer the shopping aisles.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eApples \u0026amp; Bourbon (The \"Happy Hour\" Blend):\u003c\/b\u003e Warm orchard apples and smooth bourbon. A sophisticated, cozy fragrance perfect for when the kids are in bed and the \"on sale\" wine is poured.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,4,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,4,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSandalwood \u0026amp; Suede (The Luxury Lifestyle):\u003c\/b\u003e A rich, earthy blend of cedarwood and velvet musk. It smells like expensive furniture and the quiet confidence of a wife who knows where all the best clearance racks are.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,5,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,5,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eFresh Linen (The \"Clean House\" Illusion):\u003c\/b\u003e A light, airy blend of powder and musk. 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