{"product_id":"smells-like-were-both-going-to-hell-funny-candle","title":"Smells Like We're Both Going to Hell Funny Candle","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eTHE ULTIMATE BEST FRIEND GIFT:\u003c\/b\u003e This is the undisputed anthem for the duo that knows exactly where they’re headed and has decided to enjoy the ride together. Featuring hilarious scent notes of \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4\" data-index-in-node=\"192\"\u003einside jokes and poor life choices\u003c\/b\u003e, it’s the perfect gift for the friend who knows all your secrets and still hasn't blocked your number.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003e100 HOURS OF \"NO REGRETS\":\u003c\/b\u003e If you’re going down, you might as well have a long-lasting fragrance to accompany the journey. Our massive \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5\" data-index-in-node=\"135\"\u003e16oz mason jar candles\u003c\/b\u003e (\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5\" data-index-in-node=\"159\"\u003eNet Wt 13.5 oz\u003c\/b\u003e) offer a long-lasting \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5\" data-index-in-node=\"196\"\u003e80–100 hour burn time\u003c\/b\u003e, lasting through every unfiltered venting session and late-night plot.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSMALL-BATCH FARM QUALITY:\u003c\/b\u003e The label is pure chaos, but our quality is strictly premium. Each candle is hand-poured with care by the \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"132\"\u003eLebanon Candle Company\u003c\/b\u003e on our family farm using \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"180\"\u003e100% natural soy wax\u003c\/b\u003e for a clean, soot-free burn that clears the air.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSCENTS FOR THE UNAPOLOGETIC:\u003c\/b\u003e From the \"Classy but Sassy\" vibes of \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7\" data-index-in-node=\"66\"\u003eSandalwood \u0026amp; Suede\u003c\/b\u003e to the \"Sweet Alibi\" of \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7\" data-index-in-node=\"109\"\u003eBlack Raspberry Vanilla\u003c\/b\u003e, our premium fragrances are designed to fill a room with a scent that is far more sophisticated than your collective decisions.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eUSA MADE \u0026amp; REUSABLE MASON JAR:\u003c\/b\u003e Proudly made in the USA with heavy-duty glass. Once you’ve burned through 100 hours of peak audacity, clean out the jar and reuse it for storage, loose change, or an iced coffee to fuel your next shared adventure.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe \"Both Going To Hell\" Scent Menu\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSandalwood \u0026amp; Suede (The \"Luxury Trouble\" Scent):\u003c\/b\u003e A rich, sophisticated blend of cedarwood and velvet musk. It smells like high-end trouble and the quiet confidence of two people who have accepted their fate.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eBlack Raspberry Vanilla (Sweet Satisfaction):\u003c\/b\u003e Our #1 customer favorite. A luscious mix of ripe berries and creamy vanilla. The perfect sweet reward for a life lived with zero filters.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSun Washed Citrus (The Energy Reset):\u003c\/b\u003e Zesty lemon and agave create a crisp, refreshing atmosphere. It’s the bright, clean energy you need to wake up and face the consequences together tomorrow.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eApples \u0026amp; Bourbon (The \"Happy Hour\" Blend):\u003c\/b\u003e Warm orchard apples and smooth bourbon. The perfect fragrance for a celebratory toast to your favorite \"partner in crime.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11,4,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11,4,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eButt Naked (Tropical Joy):\u003c\/b\u003e A fun, fruity explosion of melon, pear, and strawberry. 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