{"product_id":"smells-like-a-quick-fix-funny-candle","title":"Smells Like A Quick Fix Funny Candle","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"3\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eTHE ULTIMATE DIY GAG GIFT:\u003c\/b\u003e We all have that one friend whose \"ten-minute repair\" always turns into an all-day event. Featuring hilarious scent notes of \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"3\" data-index-in-node=\"152\"\u003esix hours of cussing and three trips to Auto Zone\u003c\/b\u003e, this candle is the perfect tribute to the weekend warrior who refuses to call a professional.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003e100 HOURS OF \"ALMOST DONE\":\u003c\/b\u003e Some repairs take all weekend, and our wax is built to stay the course. Our massive \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4\" data-index-in-node=\"112\"\u003e16oz mason jar candles\u003c\/b\u003e (\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4\" data-index-in-node=\"136\"\u003eNet Wt 13.5 oz\u003c\/b\u003e) offer an impressive \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4\" data-index-in-node=\"172\"\u003e80–100 hour burn time\u003c\/b\u003e, lasting through every dropped bolt and frustrated hardware store run.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSMALL-BATCH FARM QUALITY:\u003c\/b\u003e While the repair might be held together by duct tape and hope, our craftsmanship is strictly top-shelf. Each candle is hand-poured with care on our family farm using \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5\" data-index-in-node=\"192\"\u003e100% natural soy wax\u003c\/b\u003e for a clean, soot-free burn that won't distract you from the task at hand.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSCENTS FOR THE HANDYMAN:\u003c\/b\u003e From the \"Clean Garage\" vibes of \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"58\"\u003eFresh Linen\u003c\/b\u003e to the sophisticated \"Job Well Done\" notes of \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"116\"\u003eSandalwood \u0026amp; Suede\u003c\/b\u003e, our premium fragrances are designed to fill your workshop with a scent far better than grease and brake cleaner.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eUSA MADE \u0026amp; REUSABLE MASON JAR:\u003c\/b\u003e Proudly made in the USA with heavy-duty glass. Once you’ve burned through 100 hours of peak \"quick fix\" energy, clean out the jar and reuse it for storing loose screws, spark plugs, or an iced coffee to fuel your next project.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe \"Quick Fix\" Scent Menu\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSandalwood \u0026amp; Suede (The \"Classic Shop\" Scent):\u003c\/b\u003e A rich, sophisticated blend of cedarwood and velvet musk. It smells like a professional garage—even if your project is currently missing a wheel.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eFresh Linen (The \"Wife's Happy\" Scent):\u003c\/b\u003e A light, airy blend of soft powder and musk. It smells like fresh laundry and a house that hasn't been covered in grease—perfect for clearing the air after the cussing stops.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eBlack Raspberry Vanilla (The Sweetest Success):\u003c\/b\u003e Our #1 customer favorite. A luscious blend of ripe berries and creamy vanilla. The perfect reward for finally finishing a job on the third try.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSun Washed Citrus (The Energy Boost):\u003c\/b\u003e Zesty lemon and agave create a bright, refreshing atmosphere. It’s the energizing scent you need for that second trip back to AutoZone.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,4,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,4,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eApples \u0026amp; Bourbon (The \"Celebrate the Fix\" Blend):\u003c\/b\u003e Warm orchard apples and smooth bourbon. 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