{"product_id":"our-friendship-is-like-this-candle-funny-candle","title":"Our Friendship Is Like This Candle Funny Candle","description":"\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eTHE ULTIMATE RIDE-OR-DIE GESTURE:\u003c\/b\u003e Nothing says \"I value our bond\" like a lighthearted threat of arson. This \"Burn Your House Down\" candle is the perfect hilarious gift for your most dramatic best friend or your favorite partner in crime.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e100 HOURS OF PURE COMMITMENT:\u003c\/b\u003e You’re in this for the long haul, and so is this candle. Our massive \u003cb\u003e16.5oz mason jar candles\u003c\/b\u003e offer an \u003cb\u003e80–100 hour burn time\u003c\/b\u003e, giving you plenty of time to hang out so they don't have to start any fires.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eFARM-POURED IN MISSOURI:\u003c\/b\u003e Hand-poured on our family farm in \u003cb\u003eLebanon, Missouri\u003c\/b\u003e, using \u003cb\u003e100% natural soy wax\u003c\/b\u003e. It offers a clean, non-toxic burn that clears the air of \"forgotten texts\" and replaces them with premium, farm-fresh fragrance.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eSCENTS FOR THE INTENSELY LOYAL:\u003c\/b\u003e From the \"Cozy Accomplice\" vibes of \u003cb\u003eApples \u0026amp; Bourbon\u003c\/b\u003e to the sharp, \"Clean Alibi\" notes of \u003cb\u003eFresh Linen\u003c\/b\u003e, our high-fragrance oils ensure your sanctuary smells as good as your friendship feels.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,4,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eUSA MADE \u0026amp; REUSABLE:\u003c\/b\u003e Our heavy-duty glass jars are built to last longer than most group chats. 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It smells like a tropical vacation you’re taking together—where you’ll be keeping a very close eye on them.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eSandalwood \u0026amp; Suede (The Private Sanctuary):\u003c\/b\u003e A rich, moody blend of \u003cb\u003edark chocolate, cedar, and velvet musk\u003c\/b\u003e. It smells like a leather-bound secret and a friend who definitely isn't talking to the authorities.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eBlack Raspberry Vanilla (Sweet Obsession):\u003c\/b\u003e Our #1 bestseller. A luscious mix of \u003cb\u003eripe berries and creamy vanilla\u003c\/b\u003e. 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