{"product_id":"only-hoes-can-smell-this-funny-candle","title":"Only Hoes Can Smell This Funny Candle","description":"\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eTHE ULTIMATE \"NO FILTER\" GAG GIFT:\u003c\/b\u003e If you can smell this, well... the label speaks for itself! This is the perfect \u003cb\u003ehilarious gift\u003c\/b\u003e for your best friend with a sharp sense of humor, a wild birthday celebration, or a White Elephant exchange that needs a little edge.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e100 HOURS OF SHAMELESS FRAGRANCE:\u003c\/b\u003e The joke might be wild, but the quality is serious. Our massive \u003cb\u003e16.5oz mason jar candles\u003c\/b\u003e offer an impressive \u003cb\u003e80–100 hour burn time\u003c\/b\u003e, ensuring the laughs (and the great scent) last long after the party is over.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eFARM-POURED IN THE USA:\u003c\/b\u003e Hand-poured on our family farm in \u003cb\u003eLebanon, Missouri\u003c\/b\u003e, using \u003cb\u003e100% natural soy wax\u003c\/b\u003e. It provides a clean, non-toxic, and soot-free burn that clears the air and replaces it with premium, high-end fragrance.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eSCENTS THAT STAND OUT:\u003c\/b\u003e From the tropical, carefree energy of \u003cb\u003eButt Naked\u003c\/b\u003e to the rich, \"night out\" notes of \u003cb\u003eSandalwood \u0026amp; Suede\u003c\/b\u003e, our premium fragrance oils ensure your house smells like a luxury retreat rather than a punchline.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,4,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eDURABLE \u0026amp; REUSABLE MASON JAR:\u003c\/b\u003e Our heavy-duty glass jars are built to last. Once you’ve burned through the 100 hours of peak comedy, clean out the jar and reuse it for storage or a very strong celebratory drink.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe \"If You Can Smell This...\" Scent Menu\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"2\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"2,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eButt Naked (The Official Uniform):\u003c\/b\u003e A loud, fruity cocktail of \u003cb\u003ehoneydew melon, strawberries, and pears\u003c\/b\u003e. It smells exactly like a summer vacation you probably won’t remember with people you’ll definitely regret.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"2,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eSandalwood \u0026amp; Suede (The Sugar Daddy):\u003c\/b\u003e A rich, expensive-smelling blend of \u003cb\u003edark chocolate, cedar, and velvet musk\u003c\/b\u003e. It’s sophisticated, moody, and smells like someone else is definitely paying the bills.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"2,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eSun Washed Citrus (The Morning After):\u003c\/b\u003e Zesty \u003cb\u003elemon and agave\u003c\/b\u003e create a sharp, refreshing atmosphere. It’s the perfect \"reset\" scent for when you need to clear the air and pretend you’ve got your life together.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"2,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eBlack Raspberry Vanilla (The Fan Favorite):\u003c\/b\u003e A sweet, luscious mix of \u003cb\u003eripe berries and creamy vanilla\u003c\/b\u003e. It’s a total crowd-pleaser—kind of like you on a Saturday night.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"2,4,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eFresh Linen (The Alibi):\u003c\/b\u003e A crisp, clean scent with a \u003cb\u003epowder and musk blend\u003c\/b\u003e. 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