{"product_id":"one-year-closer-to-a-walker-funny-birthday-candle","title":"One Year Closer To A Walker Funny Birthday Candle","description":"\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eTHE ULTIMATE BIRTHDAY ROAST:\u003c\/b\u003e Why give a boring card when you can give a hilarious warning? This \"Need a Walker\" candle is the perfect gag gift for besties, siblings, or parents who are officially over the hill.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e100 HOURS OF SLOW AGING:\u003c\/b\u003e Growing old is a marathon, not a sprint. Our massive 16.5oz mason jar candles offer an \u003cb\u003e80–100 hour burn time\u003c\/b\u003e, lasting through many nights of \"early-to-bed\" birthday celebrations.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eFARM-POURED FOR PREMIUM QUALITY:\u003c\/b\u003e Hand-poured on our family farm in \u003cb\u003eLebanon, Missouri\u003c\/b\u003e, using \u003cb\u003e100% natural soy wax\u003c\/b\u003e. It provides a clean, non-toxic burn that clears the air of \"old age\" and replaces it with high-end fragrance.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eSCENTS FOR THE SOPHISTICATED SENIOR:\u003c\/b\u003e From the \"Vintage Luxury\" of \u003cb\u003eSandalwood \u0026amp; Suede\u003c\/b\u003e to the cozy, nostalgic notes of \u003cb\u003eApples \u0026amp; Bourbon\u003c\/b\u003e, our scents are designed to make even an \"antique\" home smell like a luxury retreat.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,4,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eREUSABLE USA-MADE MASON JAR:\u003c\/b\u003e Our heavy-duty glass jars are built to last. Once the 100-hour burn is over, clean out the jar and reuse it to store vitamins, reading glasses, or a stiff drink to forget how old you are.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e The \"Over The Hill\" Scent Menu\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eSandalwood \u0026amp; Suede (The \"Antique\" Vibe):\u003c\/b\u003e A rich, sophisticated mix of \u003cb\u003edark chocolate, cedar, and velvet musk\u003c\/b\u003e. It smells like an expensive library, leather-bound books, and a life full of \"back in my day\" stories.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eApples \u0026amp; Bourbon (The Classic Comfort):\u003c\/b\u003e Warm \u003cb\u003eorchard apples and smooth bourbon\u003c\/b\u003e. This strong, inviting fragrance is the perfect companion for a cozy evening spent in a recliner.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eBlack Raspberry Vanilla (The Eternal Bestseller):\u003c\/b\u003e Our #1 favorite. A luscious blend of \u003cb\u003eripe berries and creamy vanilla\u003c\/b\u003e. A sweet, timeless scent that everyone loves—even if they can't remember where they left their keys.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eSun Washed Citrus (The Bright Side):\u003c\/b\u003e Zesty \u003cb\u003elemon and agave\u003c\/b\u003e create a crisp, refreshing atmosphere. It’s the perfect \"pick-me-up\" for the morning after a \"wild\" 9:00 PM birthday party.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,4,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eFresh Linen (The Flawless Reputation):\u003c\/b\u003e A clean, crisp scent with a \u003cb\u003epowder and musk blend\u003c\/b\u003e. It smells like fresh laundry and a house that is perfectly put together, even if the owner’s knees are clicking.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,5,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eButt Naked (The Youthful Spirit):\u003c\/b\u003e A fun, fruity explosion of \u003cb\u003emelon, pear, and strawberry\u003c\/b\u003e. For the birthday girl or guy who is still a child at heart, even if their joints say otherwise.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,6,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eFresh Cut Roses (I’m Still Standing):\u003c\/b\u003e A true, deep \u003cb\u003erose fragrance\u003c\/b\u003e. 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