{"product_id":"im-your-favorite-child-funny-candle","title":"I'm Your Favorite Child Funny Candle","description":"\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eTHE ULTIMATE FAVORITE CHILD GIFT:\u003c\/b\u003e Stop the sibling rivalry once and for all. This hilarious candle features the witty phrase, \"I love that we don't have to say out loud that I'm your favorite child.\" It’s the perfect cheeky gift for any parent with a sense of humor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e100 HOURS OF \"FAVORITE\" STATUS:\u003c\/b\u003e A gift this good should last. Our massive 16.5oz mason jar candles offer a long-lasting \u003cb\u003e80–100 hour burn time\u003c\/b\u003e, ensuring your parents are reminded of your \"favorite\" standing every time they light it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eHAND-POURED ON OUR MISSOURI FARM:\u003c\/b\u003e Skip the generic store-bought gifts. Each candle is hand-poured in small batches on our family farm in Lebanon, Missouri, using \u003cb\u003e100% natural soy wax\u003c\/b\u003e for a clean, non-toxic, and soot-free burn.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eSCENTS FOR THE \"LUCKY\" PARENT:\u003c\/b\u003e Whether they need the calming notes of \u003cb\u003eFresh Linen\u003c\/b\u003e or the rich, sophisticated aroma of \u003cb\u003eSandalwood \u0026amp; Suede\u003c\/b\u003e, our premium oils are designed to fill a room and provide a \"reward\" for raising such a great kid.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,4,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eREUSABLE \u0026amp; DURABLE MASON JAR:\u003c\/b\u003e Proudly made in the USA with heavy-duty glass. Once the 100-hour burn is complete, the jar can be cleaned and reused for storage or a cold drink. It’s a high-quality gift that keeps on giving.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\"Favorite Child\" Scent Menu\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eBlack Raspberry Vanilla (The #1 Bestseller)\u003c\/b\u003e A sweet, luscious reward for the world's best parents. This blend of sun-ripened berries and creamy vanilla is our most popular scent—because the favorite child only gives the best.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eSandalwood \u0026amp; Suede (The Sophisticated Sanctuary)\u003c\/b\u003e A rich, earthy blend of cedarwood, dark chocolate, and velvet musk. It creates a high-end, calming atmosphere that feels like a luxury retreat after a long day.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eSun Washed Citrus (Bright \u0026amp; Energizing)\u003c\/b\u003e Zesty lemon and blue agave create a crisp, refreshing scent that brightens the mood and keeps the house feeling energized and \"drama-free.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eApples \u0026amp; Bourbon (The Cozy Celebration)\u003c\/b\u003e Warm orchard apples and sweet maple with a smooth bourbon finish. It’s a strong, inviting scent that feels like a cozy kitchen table celebration.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,4,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eFresh Linen (The \"Clean Slate\" Scent)\u003c\/b\u003e A light, airy blend of powder and soft musk. It smells like fresh laundry and a clean, organized home—the perfect backdrop for being the \"perfect\" kid.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,5,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eButt Naked (Tropical Vacation Vibes)\u003c\/b\u003e A fun, fruity explosion of honeydew melon and strawberries. Because being the favorite child is basically like being on a permanent tropical vacation!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,6,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eFresh Cut Roses (The Floral 'I Love You')\u003c\/b\u003e A true, deep rose scent that captures the essence of a fresh bouquet. 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