{"product_id":"if-i-had-feelings-they-would-be-for-you-funny-candle","title":"If I Had Feelings They Would Be For You Funny Candle","description":"\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eTHE ULTIMATE SARCASTIC ROMANCE:\u003c\/b\u003e For the person who hates \"mushy\" gifts, this candle says it all without being too cheesy. It’s the perfect way to tell your partner they’re the only one you can tolerate—and maybe even like—all in one hilarious label.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e100 HOURS OF (ALMOST) FEELINGS:\u003c\/b\u003e Your commitment to this candle is real. \u003cspan class=\"citation-51\"\u003eOur massive 16.5oz mason jar candles offer an \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-51\"\u003e80–100 hour burn time\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-51 citation-end-51\"\u003e, lasting through countless date nights and Netflix marathons.\u003csup data-turn-source-index=\"1\" class=\"superscript\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"source-inline-chip-container ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\n\u003cbutton data-ved=\"0CAAQvoAQahgKEwjqx6-ljsWRAxUAAAAAHQAAAAAQwAY\" data-hveid=\"0\" aria-label=\"View source details for citation from Lebanon Candle Company. 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Opens side panel.\" class=\"button ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/button\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eSCENTS FOR YOUR FAVORITE HUMAN:\u003c\/b\u003e Whether they love the \"Cozy Date Night\" vibe of \u003cb\u003eApples \u0026amp; Bourbon\u003c\/b\u003e or the \"Luxury Spa\" notes of \u003cb\u003eSandalwood \u0026amp; Suede\u003c\/b\u003e, our premium fragrances are strong enough to melt even the coldest heart.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,4,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eUSA MADE \u0026amp; REUSABLE:\u003c\/b\u003e Our heavy-duty glass mason jars are built to last. Once the 100-hour burn is over, clean out the jar and reuse it for storage or a cold drink. It’s the high-quality gift your \"person\" deserves.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\"Feelings For You\" Scent Menu (The Snarky Sweetheart Edition)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eBlack Raspberry Vanilla (The Sweetest Truth):\u003c\/b\u003e Our #1 bestseller. A luscious blend of \u003cb\u003eripe berries and creamy vanilla\u003c\/b\u003e. It’s the \"treat yourself\" fragrance that subtly hints that you might actually have a soft side.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eSandalwood \u0026amp; Suede (The Sophisticated Sanctuary):\u003c\/b\u003e A rich, earthy mix of \u003cb\u003edark chocolate, cedar, and velvet musk\u003c\/b\u003e. 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