{"product_id":"i-would-shank-a-hoe-for-you-funny-candle","title":"I Would Shank A Hoe For You Funny Candle","description":"\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eTHE ULTIMATE RIDE OR DIE GIFT:\u003c\/b\u003e Forget friendship bracelets. Nothing says \"I’ve got your back\" quite like a candle promising a felony. It’s the perfect hilarious gift for your most loyal best friend, a graduation, or a \"just because\" treat for your partner in crime.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e100 HOURS OF UNCONDITIONAL LOYALTY:\u003c\/b\u003e A bond this strong needs a candle that can keep up. Our massive \u003cb\u003e16.5oz mason jar candles\u003c\/b\u003e offer an \u003cb\u003e80–100 hour burn time\u003c\/b\u003e, lasting through every long venting session and late-night plan.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eFARM-POURED \u0026amp; PURE:\u003c\/b\u003e Hand-poured on our family farm in \u003cb\u003eLebanon, Missouri\u003c\/b\u003e, using \u003cb\u003e100% natural soy wax\u003c\/b\u003e. It offers a clean, non-toxic burn that clears the air of drama and replaces it with premium, farm-fresh fragrance.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eSCENTS FOR THE LOYAL:\u003c\/b\u003e From the \"Cozy Accomplice\" vibes of \u003cb\u003eApples \u0026amp; Bourbon\u003c\/b\u003e to the sharp, \"Clean Getaway\" notes of \u003cb\u003eFresh Linen\u003c\/b\u003e, our high-fragrance oils ensure your sanctuary smells as good as your friendship feels.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,4,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eUSA MADE \u0026amp; REUSABLE:\u003c\/b\u003e Our heavy-duty glass jars are built to last. Once the 100-hour burn is complete, clean out the jar and reuse it for storage, loose change, or a drink to celebrate your freedom.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe \"Ride or Die\" Scent Menu\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eSandalwood \u0026amp; Suede (The \"Alibi\" Scent):\u003c\/b\u003e A rich, moody blend of \u003cb\u003edark chocolate, cedar, and velvet musk\u003c\/b\u003e. It smells like a dark library, a leather-bound secret, and a friend who definitely isn't talking to the cops.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eApples \u0026amp; Bourbon (The Accomplice):\u003c\/b\u003e Warm \u003cb\u003eorchard apples\u003c\/b\u003e and a heavy pour of \u003cb\u003ebourbon\u003c\/b\u003e. It’s the perfect \"debriefing\" scent for when you’re sitting on the porch planning your next move together.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eButt Naked (The Clean Getaway):\u003c\/b\u003e A fun, fruity explosion of \u003cb\u003emelon, pear, and strawberry\u003c\/b\u003e. It smells like a tropical vacation you’re taking together—possibly to a country with no extradition treaty.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eBlack Raspberry Vanilla (Sweet Loyalty):\u003c\/b\u003e Our #1 bestseller. A luscious blend of \u003cb\u003eripe berries and creamy vanilla\u003c\/b\u003e. It’s the sweet reward for a friendship that has survived every \"bad decision\" mentioned on your other candle labels.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,4,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eFresh Linen (The Evidence Eraser):\u003c\/b\u003e A crisp, clean scent with a \u003cb\u003epowder and musk blend\u003c\/b\u003e. It smells like fresh laundry and a house that is completely, totally, 100% innocent of any wrongdoing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,5,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eSun Washed Citrus (The Bright Future):\u003c\/b\u003e Zesty \u003cb\u003elemon and agave\u003c\/b\u003e create a refreshing atmosphere. 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