{"product_id":"hookers-cocaine-funny-candle","title":"Hookers \u0026 Cocaine Funny Candle","description":"\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eTHE ULTIMATE \"NO FILTER\" GAG GIFT:\u003c\/b\u003e Sarcastic, bold, and perfectly blunt. This \"Hookers \u0026amp; Cocaine\" candle is the perfect hilarious gift for your best friend with a dark sense of humor, a wild bachelorette party, or a White Elephant exchange that needs a little edge.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e100 HOURS OF SHAMELESS FRAGRANCE:\u003c\/b\u003e The joke might be wild, but the quality is serious. Our massive 16.5oz mason jar candles offer an \u003cb\u003e80–100 hour burn time\u003c\/b\u003e, ensuring the laughs (and the great scent) last long after the party is over.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eFARM-POURED FOR A PREMIUM VIBE:\u003c\/b\u003e Hand-poured on our family farm in Lebanon, Missouri, using \u003cb\u003e100% natural soy wax\u003c\/b\u003e. 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