{"product_id":"alimony-and-tequila-funny-candle","title":"Alimony and Tequila Funny Candle","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eTHE ULTIMATE FRESH START GIFT:\u003c\/b\u003e Celebrate the sweet smell of freedom with a label that tells the whole story. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"3,1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-301\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"3,2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-301\"\u003eWhether it’s for a divorce party, a \"congratulations on your new chapter\" gift, or just a personal trophy for reclaiming your space, this candle honors the best trade-off ever: half the stuff for twice the peace\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"3,3\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-301 citation-end-301\"\u003e\u003csup class=\"superscript\" data-turn-source-index=\"1\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"3,4\"\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"4,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003e100 HOURS OF BLISSFUL SILENCE:\u003c\/b\u003e Peace and quiet should last, and our wax is built to ensure it does. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"4,1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-300\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"4,2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-300\"\u003eOur massive \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4,2\" data-index-in-node=\"12\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-300\"\u003e16oz mason jar candles\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-300\"\u003e (\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4,2\" data-index-in-node=\"36\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-300\"\u003eNet Wt 13.5 oz\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-300\"\u003e) offer an impressive \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4,2\" data-index-in-node=\"72\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-300\"\u003e80–100 hour burn time\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-300\"\u003e, giving you plenty of \"me time\" to enjoy your own space\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"4,3\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-300 citation-end-300\"\u003e\u003csup class=\"superscript\" data-turn-source-index=\"2\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"4,4\"\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbutton class=\"button ng-star-inserted\" aria-label=\"View source details. Opens side panel.\" data-hveid=\"0\" data-ved=\"0CAAQvoAQahgKEwiQ--SAnOiRAxUAAAAAHQAAAAAQ7QQ\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/button\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"5,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSMALL-BATCH FARM QUALITY:\u003c\/b\u003e They might have taken half the furniture, but they didn't take your high standards. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"5,1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-299\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"5,2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-299\"\u003eEach candle is hand-poured with care on our family farm using \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5,2\" data-index-in-node=\"62\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-299\"\u003e100% natural soy wax\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-299\"\u003e for a clean, soot-free burn that keeps your new sanctuary smelling like a fresh start\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"5,3\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-299 citation-end-299\"\u003e\u003csup class=\"superscript\" data-turn-source-index=\"3\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"5,4\"\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbutton class=\"button ng-star-inserted\" aria-label=\"View source details. Opens side panel.\" data-hveid=\"0\" data-ved=\"0CAAQvoAQahgKEwiQ--SAnOiRAxUAAAAAHQAAAAAQ7gQ\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/button\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSCENTS FOR THE INDEPENDENT:\u003c\/b\u003e From the \"Cleaning Out the Closet\" vibes of \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"72\"\u003eFresh Linen\u003c\/b\u003e to the \"Happy Hour\" notes of \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"113\"\u003eApples \u0026amp; Bourbon\u003c\/b\u003e, our premium fragrances are designed to fill your home with an aroma that feels as good as a finalized settlement.\u003cbutton class=\"button ng-star-inserted\" aria-label=\"View source details. Opens side panel.\" data-hveid=\"0\" data-ved=\"0CAAQvoAQahgKEwiQ--SAnOiRAxUAAAAAHQAAAAAQ7wQ\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/button\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"8,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-298\"\u003eUSA MADE \u0026amp; REUSABLE MASON JAR:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-298\"\u003e Proudly made in the USA with heavy-duty glass\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"8,1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-298 citation-end-298\"\u003e\u003csup class=\"superscript\" data-turn-source-index=\"4\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"8,2\"\u003e. Once you’ve burned through 100 hours of peak independence, clean out the jar and reuse it for storage, loose change, or—fittingly—a very large margarita to toast your peace.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"source-inline-chip-container ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\n\u003cbutton class=\"button ng-star-inserted\" aria-label=\"View source details. Opens side panel.\" data-hveid=\"0\" data-ved=\"0CAAQvoAQahgKEwiQ--SAnOiRAxUAAAAAHQAAAAAQ8AQ\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/button\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe \"Alimony \u0026amp; Tequila\" Scent Menu\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eButt Naked (The Tropical Getaway):\u003c\/b\u003e A fun, fruity explosion of melon, pear, and strawberry. 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